Westbound Roadtrip Romp

Where to Find Me

Memphis
5/11 from 3pm-9pm | 5/12 from 7am-1pm

Little Rock
5/12 from 3pm-9pm | 5/13 from 7am-Noonish

Tulsa
5/13 from 3pmish-9pm | 5/14 from 7am-1:30pmish

Oklahoma City
5/14 from 3pm-9pm | 5/15 from 7am-1pm

Wichita Falls
5/15 from 3pm-9pm | 5/16 from 7am-1pm

Dallas
5/16 from 3pm-9pm | 5|/17 from 7am-9pm | 5/18 from 7am-4pm

Fort Worth
5/18 from 4pm-9pm | 5/19 from 7am-9pm | 5/20 from 7am-Noonish

Abilene
5/20 from 3pm-9pm | 5/21 from 7am-Noonish

Lubbock
Available 5/21 from 3pm-9pm | 5/22 from 7am-1pm

Amarillo
5/22 from 3pm-9pm | 5/23 from 7am-3pm

Santa Fe
5/25 from 3pm-9pm | 5/26 from 7am-2pm

Albuquerque
5/26 from 3pm-9pm | 5/27 from 7am-Noonish

Las Cruces
5/27 from 3pm-9pm | 5/28 from 7am-11amish

Tucson
5/28 from 3pm-9pm | 5/29 from 7am-1pm

Phoenix
5/29 from 3pm-9pm | 5/30 from 7am-Noonish

San Diego
5/30 from 5pm-9pm | 5/31 from 7am-9pm | 6/1 from 7am-Noonish

Pasadena
6/1 from 3pm-9pm | 6/2 from 7am-1:30pm

Oxnard
6/2 from 3pm-9pm | 6/3 from 7am-2pm

Santa Barbara
6/3 from 3pm-9pm | 6/4 from 7am-Noonish

Fresno
6/4 from 4pm-9pm | 6/5 from 7am-1pm

Palo Alto/South Bay
***Outcall Only***
6/5-6/8

Here’s hoping paths cross,
Tumbleweed Lover

Stats

Base: East Tennessee

5’8″ Tall / 125 lbs / 33 Years Old

Bra: 30E

Shoe Size: 8

No Tattoos, No Surgery or Enhancements

Vintage 70’s Bush

Personality: clumsy smarty-pants with a heart of gold

Favorites

Food: Eggs Benedict, homegrown tomatoes, anything drowning in gravy or sauce

Beverage: whiskey and beer of all kinds

Hobbies: reading, rabble-rousing, chopping wood

Music: up-tempo do-wop, Dvorak, anything in the key of F

A little about me…

I’m lifelong pleasure seeker who’s always chasing the warmth of physical touch and the expressions of passion that make life truly extraordinary.

A goofy homegrown lass who loves a good laugh as much as a fine whiskey and a rare ribeye steak, I’m most likely found outdoors examining flowers or talking to spiders, and my adventure clothes always clog up a dryer’s lint catcher with pine needles and twigs. Good writing gets me hot and bothered, so Saturday mornings in bed with that week’s New Yorker can get quite raunchy. I speak three languages, can crack a coconut with a machete, and have embarrassed myself in ten different states and several countries across three continents. I’m almost always up to no good, even though nobody ever suspects it.

I’ve heard I have an exotic look, a “face from another time.” Comparisons include the singer Sara Barielles and the actress Caitríona Balfe. I’m an au natural woman who is just now learning to play with eye liner and lipstick, and is trying really hard to shave her legs without destroying them. Be forewarned: I do not defuzz around my holy grail; expect a vintage-style Black Forest of eye-catching, bushy contrast.

Slim, fit, with unassumingly strong arms, I’m happiest pushing a wheelbarrow or wielding a bow saw. I can run a skid steer and milk goats; wearing high heels is a little harder, but not impossible. I know how to clean up nice to visit the symphony, but I warn you, I will bring binoculars and drool over the musicians handling their instruments. I own a nice dress, somewhere, but usually my style is a cross between preschool teacher, prairie princess, and hobo…if I’m wearing any clothes at all.

A romantic to my core, I’ve got a lot of love to spare, and I’m never happier than when I’m with a gentleman I get to spoil and please.

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Digital Footprint

Private Delights

Reddit

Bluesky

Loving Investment

One Hour…………………………………….. $700

90 Minutes………………………….………… $1,000

Two Hours……………………………… ……..$1,200

Three Hours……….…………………….…… .$1,500

Four Hours……….…………………….…… …$2,000

Five Hours …………………………………….. $2,500

Full Day (12 Hours)…………………………..$5,000

25% non-refundable deposit required for dates 3 hours or longer.

Overnights only available to established lovers.

When home in Tennessee, I’m available for DMTY for:
2 Hrs+: Knoxville and Chattanooga
3 Hrs+: Nashville
4 Hrs+: Atlanta, Asheville, Huntsville

For the record, investments are made for my time only, nothing else. I’m an outgoing woman who enjoys the social company of many men, and whatever else we decide to do behind closed doors is between consenting adults. Anyone inferring otherwise can bugger off. If ever put on trial, I’ll subpoena my entire graduating high school class to testify; they’ll confirm I’ve always been insatiable. Thank goodness I’m choosing to make many congenial friends. Otherwise, I’d be a walking sexual harassment case and general community hazard.

Ready to meet?

For breezy booking:

Write me a note at louiselovingjoy@protonmail.com with the following information:

***Title your email with your name and city***
Preferred time/date to meet
Desired date duration
One of the following screening methods:
– PD Username with verified review history
– Selfie with a government-issued ID
– 2 provider references within the last year
You may reserve screening info until we confirm we can make desired date time happen, but it will be expected in the following email.

You’re welcome to include non-explicit details about yourself to help me get to know you a little better. I don’t care about age/race/height. I’m turned on by proper manners and clear communication. The lewd, crude, and illiterate will be ignored.