Tumbleweed Lover
Santa Rosa
Nov 7 from 3pm – 8pm | Nov 8 from 7am – 4pm
Sacramento
Nov 11 from 3pm – 8pm | Nov 12 from 7am – 4pm
Emeryville
Nov 13 from 7am – 8pm | Nov 14 from 7am – 11am
Mountain View
Nov 14 from 2pm – 8pm | Nov 15 from 7am – 4pm
Santa Monica
Nov 18 from 7am-8pm | Nov 19 from 7am – 12pm
Bakersfield
Nov 19 from 3pm-8pm | Nov 20 from 7am – 12pm
Fresno
Nov 20 from 2pm – 8pm | Nov 21 from 7am – 4pm
Base: Northern California & East Tennessee
5’8″ Tall / 125 lbs / 32 Years Old
Bra: 34 D
Shoe Size: 8
No Tattoos, No Surgery or Enhancements
Vintage 70’s Bush
Personality: clumsy smarty-pants with a heart of gold
Favorites
Food: Eggs Benedict, homegrown tomatoes, anything drowning in gravy or sauce
Beverage: whiskey and beer of all kinds
Hobbies: reading, rabble-rousing, chopping wood
Music: up-tempo do-wop, Dvorak, anything in the key of F
I’m lifelong pleasure seeker who’s always chasing the warmth of physical touch and the expressions of passion that make life truly extraordinary.
A goofy homegrown lass who loves a good laugh as much as a fine whiskey and a rare ribeye steak, I’m most likely found outdoors examining flowers or talking to spiders, and my adventure clothes always clog up a dryer’s lint catcher with pine needles and twigs. Good writing gets me hot and bothered, so Saturday mornings in bed with that week’s New Yorker can get quite raunchy. I speak three languages, can crack a coconut with a machete, and have embarrassed myself in ten different states and several countries across three continents. I’m almost always up to no good, even though nobody ever suspects it.
I’ve heard I have an exotic look, a “face from another time.” Comparisons include the singer Sara Barielles and the actress Caitríona Balfe. I’m an au natural woman who is just now learning to play with eye liner and lipstick, and is trying really hard to shave her legs without destroying them. Be forewarned: I do not defuzz around my holy grail; expect a vintage-style Black Forest of eye-catching, bushy contrast.
Slim, fit, with unassumingly strong arms, I’m happiest pushing a wheelbarrow or wielding a bow saw. I can run a skid steer and milk goats; wearing high heels is a little harder, but not impossible. I know how to clean up nice to visit the symphony, but I warn you, I will bring binoculars and drool over the musicians handling their instruments. I own a nice dress, somewhere, but usually my style is a cross between preschool teacher, prairie princess, and hobo…if I’m wearing any clothes at all.
A romantic to my core, I’ve got a lot of love to spare, and I’m never happier than when I’m with a gentleman I get to spoil and please.
Rates are weighted in favor of longer connections.
One Hour…………………………………….. $700
90 Minutes………………………….……….. $1,000
Two Hours……………………………………..$1,200
Three Hours……….…………………….…… $1,600
Extended Dates
Five Hours …………………………………….. $2,000
Overnight (10 Hours)..……………………… $4,000
For the record, investments are made for my time only, nothing else. I’m an outgoing woman who enjoys the social company of many men, and whatever else we decide to do behind closed doors is between consenting adults. Anyone inferring otherwise can bugger off. If ever put on trial, I’ll subpoena my entire graduating high school class to testify; they’ll confirm I’ve always been insatiable. Thank goodness I’m choosing to make many congenial friends. Otherwise, I’d be a walking sexual harassment case and general community hazard.
For breezy booking, please send me an email at louise.loving@protonmail.com with the following details:
You’re welcome to include non-explicit details about yourself to help me get to know you a little better. I don’t care about age/race/height. I’m turned on by proper manners and clear communication. The lewd, crude, and illiterate will be ignored.
